fae (faetastic) wrote in tug,
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HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA #3

ok ... so me and whobody just had a 3-way conversation with Black_love_gun from TUG ... He mysteriously deleted both his profiles yesterday after I told him that i was gonna have to go search for fake profiles.

Anyway ... this is fucking funny ... he totally played me and sammy with his fake profile, so we got him back ... but we aint finished yet!!!


This is the conversation with the 3 of us...
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
fine, don't say hi
. says:
im sorry didnt meant not too i just got online baby gurl
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
that's ok
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
why did you delete your profile on tug?
. says:
i didnt delete it sumbody deleted it
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you're not gonna start it up again?
. says:
ya i think i am guys were gettin jealous thinking im picking up all there women
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
so? only administrators can delete it
. says:
ya i know i deleted i just said sumbody did cause people keep bothering me and shit im sick of it cause i just wanna meet new people dats all
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
now you're lying to me
. says:
naw im tellin the truth i deleted it im sick of TUG too many people play games and shit on there
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
hmm, that's fine
. says:
ur nice to me i like that most gurls just wanna hook up wit me for a quick fuck
. says:
i aint like dat
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
it sure seemed like that's what you wanted
. says:
why u say that
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
"the ultimate sexual experience"
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
"pure chocolate love"
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
"sexual chocolate"
. says:
im on the ultimate guide rite and my nickname is pure chocolate
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
black_love_gun?
. says:
so whatever read other profiles top
. says:
cause i have a huge dick

fae has been added to the conversation.

Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
so?
fae says:
hehe ... he's offline to me
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you show??
fae says:
hi
. says:
hi
fae says:
you're blocking me?
fae says:
after last nite???
. says:
no i aint blockin u
fae says:
well how come you weren't online to me???
fae says:
i can't fucking believe this
fae says:
and you're talking to other girls
. says:
ive been online the whole time
fae says:
i thought you really liked me?
. says:
i do like u
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I thought you liked me?
fae says:
what about the shit you said to me yesterday???
fae says:
about wanting to start a family and shit
fae says:
that was all bullshit?
. says:
ya id like dat
. says:
it aint all bullshit
. says:
its true
fae says:
but you're talking to other ... whores!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
then what about everything you said to me?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
HEY FAE WATCH IT
fae says:
shut up whore
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I ain't no whore
fae says:
i thought you were my fucking friend
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I thought the same
. says:
but it seems like all the people on TUG like to start shit
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
and then you go behind my back like this?
. says:
and talk alot of crap
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
wow, what a waste of time you were
fae says:
um ... *I* went behind *your* back???
fae says:
you 2-faced cunt!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
yeah, umm, you did
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you're a dirty slut!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I've been going on and on about him for days
fae says:
what the fuck ever .... you slept with my ex
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
and now this?!
fae says:
um, you said some other guys name
fae says:
from tug
fae says:
or do you have hoards of guys lined up?
. says:
hey alaska i dont know what ur talkin about Fae is good chick
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no, I had my heart set on one
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
alaska?!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
ALASKA?!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I HAVE A FUCKING NAME
fae says:
well .. did he tell you that he wanted to start a family???
fae says:
because he told me that
. says:
i never told that to her
. says:
to Oh Silly Bonky
fae says:
so you're just playing with her mind?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no, he didn't, he told me he wanted to make my kitty kat purr
. says:
i never said that all i said was she was cute
fae says:
um ... he said that to me too
. says:
ya i said the kitty part
fae says:
sammy ... i'm sorry ... i took it out on you ...
fae says:
it's his fauly
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
"wit dis lizard tongue"?
fae says:
fault*
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
he's been playing us both
fae says:
lol ... i suppose he just has a couple of lines that he uses on everyone?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
it's ok Fae
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
most likely
. says:
naw i aint see dats why i deleted my Profile on tug
fae says:
you totally did?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you're a fucking jerk, you shut up til we tell you to talk
fae says:
i can go into the database and find out who you messaged and what you said...
fae says:
wanna see me do that?
. says:
cause everybody is full of it and starts shit
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
omg, Fae, do it!
. says:
i believe ya
fae says:
i'll see if you were faithful to me
fae says:
i was starting to love you too
. says:
i msged everybody
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
we'll show everyone how much of a jerk he is
fae says:
you fucking ass
. says:
as a nice person
fae says:
you messaged everyone to say *make that kitty kat purr?
. says:
k jus blame me 4everthing
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you're a slut, you know that?
fae says:
i thought you were decent
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
trying to break me and Fae apart?
fae says:
i actually believed your lies
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
so did I
. says:
k
fae says:
i thought ... hey, there's one guy i could actually spend the rest of my life with
fae says:
how fucking wrong was i?
fae says:
fuck .. i feel like drinking
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
it's ok Fae, at least we found out now
fae says:
well, now i totally feel used ... especially after yesterday
. says:
aww come on like uve never msged anyone else
fae says:
i don't message anyone ...
fae says:
they message me
. says:
i never used u
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
are you accusing her of cheating?
. says:
aww u making me bad
fae says:
you ARE bad
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no, you mad yoself bad
fae says:
i thought you liked me, and only me
. says:
i liked u YES
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
but you said you liked me too
. says:
so i cant msged anybody else u were mad at me the whole time
. says:
ya i said u were CUTE oh silly bonky and ya i like u
fae says:
i wasn't mad at you until now ...
fae says:
i thought maybe you could come over tonite
fae says:
if your mom got baack i mean
fae says:
and we could consumate ourselves
. says:
see u gurls stir shit up and cause headaches
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no, you started this
. says:
k i need to go cause im sad
fae says:
why ... because i liked you???
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
we're finishing before you hurt either one of us any more
fae says:
i never flirted with anyone else
fae says:
i wonder which other friends of mine you flirted with
fae says:
did you show her your penis too?
fae says:
sammy ... did you see it?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
he did
fae says:
OMFG
fae says:

Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
well, he knew I had it
. says:
i never showed it to ya
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
and then pretended to be embarrassed
. says:
u seen it from sumbody else
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
and then tried to send i
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
t
fae says:
yeah ... he seemed embaressed to give it to me too
. says:
see u lyin sammy
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no, I ain't
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
shaunscobra or something
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I don't lie
fae says:
sammy ... promise me you're not lying?
. says:
i sent it to ya u got from sumbody else
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I'm not lying Fae, you're too good a friend to lie to
. says:
sammy tell the truth did u not see it from submody else
fae says:
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE TRUTH SHAUN...
fae says:
I WAS FALLING FOR YOU
. says:
be honest
fae says:
AND YOU FUCKED UP
fae says:

Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I did see it from somebody else, but YOU still tried to send me the file
fae says:
who showed you?
fae says:
so he's sending it to everyone?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
well I know Coley had it too
fae says:
fuck ... my friend walked in on me masturbating to shawn yesterday, and now he's mad at me ... and for what???
fae says:
a fucking guy who can't keep his pecker in his pants
fae says:

Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
just like all the rest
fae says:
coley had it?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
yeah, something about his huge python
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
the snake gets around
fae says:
well, i'm sure glad i didn't sleep with you ... sounds like you have way too much fun with your cock...
fae says:
i wouldn't wanna get diseased
. says:
k im leaving u gurls makin me sad and Fae if i hurt ya im sorry and its not like any otha guy on here hasnt showed his pecker
fae says:
no, i've seen about 3 penis pics in my whole TUG life
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
how come I don't matter?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
all the things you said to me?
fae says:
alaska ... did you masturbate online with him?
. says:
i like u FAE but it seems like u listen to all this crap about what others say
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
no
fae says:
maybe he just likes the whores
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
we never got that far
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
me?!
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
a whore?!
fae says:
oh ... well, i'm sure he would have let you
fae says:
no ... he must think i'm a whore ... that why he likes me
fae says:
well fuck ... i was weak yesterady
fae says:
i fucked up
fae says:
and now i'm full of regret
. says:
u aint a whore
. says:
neither of u are
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
then why you playin us like we are?
fae says:
I dunno what to say
fae says:
I hate you so bad shawn
. says:
k Fae u were mad at me the whole time until u msged last nite
. says:
i thought u werent interested K
fae says:
i was playing hard to get
. says:
so i msged people
. says:
like a guy would
fae says:
so, you're just some online guy looking for a quick fuck
fae says:
i understand
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
but if you like her, then why you sayin shit to me?
fae says:
please never message me again
fae says:
i'm so fucking hurt
. says:
i gave up i tried to get u but u werent giving me anything to move on
. says:
awwww come on geez dont be like dis
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you should stay away from Fae
fae says:
whatever, i have to go ... i can barely read this shit because of the tears.
fae says:
don't try and talk to me .. you'll only make it worse
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
Fae, wanna call me? we can talk
fae says:
sure

fae has left the conversation.

Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
so what do you have to say for yourself?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
nothing?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
you hurt two girls and have nothing to say about it?
. says:

. says:
ur making it look like i said I LOVE U to you and i never did all i said was ur cute and i would be interested
. says:
and ur making me look bad to Fae
. says:
why dont u tell her that
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
why did you lead me on?
. says:
in what way
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
why did you make me think I had a chance?
. says:
you do have a chance i never knew Fae was interested she never talked to me cause i thought she was mad at me
. says:
so i moved on
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
why did you lie to her?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
why did you tell her that you never said anything to me?
. says:
i never said i didnt say anything to u
. says:
i told her
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I don't know what to say to you
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
and now you won't answer me?
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
come on, stop playing games
. says:
im sad
Alaska can come too... It ain't pretty being easy says:
I'm glad you're sad, you almost tore Fae and I apart

This is what he said to me after I closed the window with him and sammy in it
. says:

fae says:
pls don't ... you're making it worse
. says:
baby gurl sammy should tell u the truth before u were mad at me i msged her cause i said she was CUTE and stuff like that i never told her i LOVE her
fae says:
you never told me that either. I just don't know what to believe now...
. says:
ur makin me cry baby gurl
fae says:
YOUVE ALREADY MADE ME CRY
. says:
i told ya im fallin in love with u if u were serious why did u make me wait so long i thought u u werent interested
fae says:
you're lying...don't try to make me feel better
. says:
k i wont msg ya then if u dont want me too aight
fae says:
I just don't want to hurt anymore
. says:
i wont hurt u baby gurl see why did u play hard to get i msged sammy cause she was nice to me and stuff thinking u werent interested
. says:
ill do sumthin i havent done before baby gurl if u dont believe me ill make love to ya without protection on if u are serious ill make u a mommy u make me a daddy
fae says:
no ... i don't have trust for you anymore.
. says:
k
. says:
ur being mean why didnt u tell me ur true feelings from the start like i did
fae says:
Right now, I hate me almost as much as i hate you
. says:
why do u hate u
. says:
i dont get it blame me but dont blame urself
. says:
u just should have told me ur feelings from da start like i told ya mine
. says:
see u cant
fae says:
i'm leaving now...
fae says:
i'm too fucking sad.
. says:
k me too
. says:
sorry baby gurl


... Sometimes, life is just too funny.
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